Just some “Holiday Cheer” to all the hard working marketers out there! Sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. If you can’t remember the tune, here is a link to a “Tennessee Ernie Ford” version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpinzLXXp14

On The Twelfth Day of Christmas My Email Provider Gave to Me:

Twelve Cups of Coffee
Eleven Programmers Programming
Ten Top ISPs
Nine Business Cards
Eight Content Segments
Seven Images Opening
Six Percent Click-Throughs
Five Fifty errors
Four Out of Office
Three French Versions
Two Fifty Sent

and A Cartridge of Deskjet Ink.